This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings tabletop humor and old-school fantasy art together. A black-and-white illustration shows a knight and rogue facing a dragon, framed like an engraved print, with the caption: “I’m not procrastinating — I’m doing side quests.” The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton softens with each wash while keeping its sturdy feel. Wear it to gaming nights, conventions, or lazy Saturdays when quests (main and otherwise) call. The subtle vintage texture from garment-dyeing gives the shirt lived-in character that blends with layered jackets, hoodies, or simply jeans and a mug of coffee. It reads like an inside joke to fellow players and sparks conversations with strangers who appreciate classic fantasy and tabletop wit.
Product Features: - 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durable comfort - Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage texture - Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL available - Tubular (no side seams) construction with double-needle stitching - Sewn-in label, made in Honduras, offered in 58 colors
Care Instructions: - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
